What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Make Nazis afraid again!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!